Accentuate the Positive

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The sun bakes my Honda as if it intends to kill every coronavirus hiding in the vehicle.

I think, “Nature solving problems, pretty cool.”

I open the windows.

I turn on the air.

I tune into on my favorite “oldies” station.

Bing Crosby & The Andrew Sisters sing:

To illustrate his last remark
Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do
Just when everything looked so dark

Man, they said we better, accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don’t mess with Mister In-Between
No, do not mess with Mister In-Between
Do you hear me?

My open hands ask,

“But how do I accentuate the positive during this pandemic?

How do I latch on to affirmative when life sucks?

And who the hell is this Mister In-Between?”

Just listen to number news:

The numbers of sick, dead and dying;

The numbers of ICU beds left;

The numbers of people sheltering-in-place.

Pretty scary numbers.

Then out of thin air, some Yiddisher rapper named, Mister In-Between, interrupts Bing’s tune:

Boychick, things could be vorse.

So I do not want to hear you curse.

You certainly ain’t no young kid,

but luckily you ain’t got Covid.

You ain’t lying in some ICU bed,

so stop your meshugenah dread.

You got the cable in your home,

 I don’t want to hear you groan.

You got plenty of masks,

to wear on your tasks.

Bubeleh, you got toilet paper by the box,

and in the fridge a bissel of lox.

You ain’t stuck in a whale,

or in a ark during a gale.

Vhat did Noah and Jonah say when everything went dark,

“Schmuck, life ain’t suppose to be a joyride in the park.”

Things vill get besser, so stop your bitchin,’

Get  your pie hole outta the kitchen.

Aliz gut so don’t worry, be happy.

Time to go to bed and take a long nappy.

Stop bein’  such a pain in the tucchus or the ass,

Ya know what they say, “This too shall pass.”

Count your blessing and remember my advice,

 Don’t mess with Mister In-Between
Do you hear me?

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August 8, 2020

Repentance for a Anti-Semitic Football Player

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DeSean Jackson is a black NFL football player who grew up in L.A.

DeSean is a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles.

DeSean earns millions of dollars playing football but in his spare time, he

posts anti-Semitic messages on Instagram.

Some crap about, “Hitler being right” and “Their (The Jews) plan for world domination won’t work.”

He confesses, “Well, growing up, I never really spent any time with Jews.”

As if that excuse carries any weight.

But DeSean has time to type his hate of and about Jews on Instagram for all his followers to read.

When caught Jackson:

Deletes his Instagram posts;

Apologizes for his anti-Semitism;

Pays a fine to the NFL for his unholy behavior;

And agrees to visit Auschwitz with a survivor to rid himself of the stench of anti-Semitism.

But Mr. Jackson you are not getting off that easily.

As a Jew, who risked his freedom so that Blacks could attend white universities,

I want more!

I want you to spend time with the souls of Jews who helped you gain your freedom.

I want you to understand, that others paid with their lives for your freedom.

And by others I mean Jews.

Here is a list of what else you are going to do:

Visit the gravesites of civil rights workers, Schwerner, Chaney and Goodman.

And at their funeral plots pray the Mourner’s Kaddish  in Hebrew for the men who were murdered by the Klan fighting for your right to vote.

Next to their graves, you shall loudly proclaim:

“I have learned that Judaism teaches respect for the fundamental rights of others as each person’s duty to G-d.”

Visit the sites of synagogue bombing at  Atlanta’s Hebrew Benevolent Temple,  at Birmingham’s Temple Beth-El and  temples in Miami, Nashville and Jacksonville.

And at each  bombing site lay a red, white and blue flowered wreath in the shape of a Magen David (Jewish Star) in honor to those who suffered because they believed in your equality.

Get on a Greyhound bus and travel the South as if you were a Jewish college kid during the Mississippi Freedom Summer in 1964. (Half of the students on those buses were Jewish). And as the bus rolls past some Mississippi cotton fields watch videos on your iPhone of those Jewish kids being beaten with nightsticks, bitten by German shepherd’s, spat upon by bigots and physically abused by prison guards.

Taste their fear.

See their tears.

Feel their pain.

Smell their blood.

Hear their words—spoken from behind the metal bars of their jail cells—when reporters ask them.

“Why are you Northern students down here in the segregated South helping these Negroes?”

And Jewish kids reply, “Because Black lives and Black freedoms matter.”

Now back on the bus, I want you to ask yourself, “Where can I find the monument or statue for those brave Jewish kids?”

You know you cannot find one.

Why? Because they don’t exist.

And you know that if a memorial doesn’t exist—-people quickly forget the heroes of good and brave deeds.

But you say, “A monument should exist. to all those brave Jewish kids who bled on the cold, cement streets of the South seeking freedom for Blacks.”

But it doesn’t.

You shall visit the jail were Jewish leaders were imprisoned after their arrest in St. Augustine, Florida in 1964. When they along with Dr. King challenged racial segregation in public accommodations.

You shall parade down the same Alabama streets where Rabbi Abraham Joshua Hershel marched arm-in-arm with Dr. King in his 1965 March on Selma.

And in Selma, you shall hold a picket sign reading: “What is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor.” (Babylonian Talmud).

DeSean Jackson your words of apology are cheap.

Actions are necessary to repay me and all those other Jews who lifted you up on their shoulders.

DeSean Jackson, the time to pay for your anti-Semitic Instagram sins is now!

And payback ain’t cheap.

Repentance is costly.

Time to get started.

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August 8, 2020

The Grapes of Wrath

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.

Glory. glory, hallelujah!

Glory. glory, hallelujah!

Glory. glory, hallelujah!

His truth is marching on.

“The Battle Hymn of the Republic” written by abolitionist, Julia Ward Howe and a favorite tune of Union soldiers during the Civil War.

Wine turns to vinegar.

Freedom goes up in smoke.

Do you remember?

The sweetness of Manischewitz,

when the fourth cup made your troubles fly away;

Do you remember?

Picking grapes off of the vine and

finding love on a blanket of grass;

Do you remember?

The campfire circles; passing; swigging a-mouth-to-mouth bottle of chardonnay;

Do you remember?

Decorating your room with Mateus bottles dressed in molten yellow, red, blue and orange wax;

I recall all of these sweet moments.

But now my bottle appears half empty—filled with souring wine.

I pour the last of the Moët & Chandon into the flute.

I watch the tiny bubbles climb the walls of the glass.

While they surface and pop, I sip and ponder, “How hard would it be to write a singular sentence with the words: Civil War, pandemic, the death of democracy, martial law and dictatorship within its borders?”

The grapes-of-wrath age is upon us.

And I fear our lives turning to vinegar.

And our dreams going up in smoke.

As his truth is marching on.

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August 8, 2020