My SFWA Tee Shirt—President’s Message

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I pull my blue and white South Florida Writers Association tee shirt over my head; I feel its warmth.

The cotton clings to my skin like a winter mitten.

I try to remember the scene that the graphic artist drew on the front of my tee.

Yes, I recall it.

It’s a scene from the Everglades.

It’s a cloudy day.

 Cumulus pillows float across a blue sky.

Two or three cranes or they may be seagulls cut across that sky.

 And there’s a small black island covered with vegetation.

Yes, herbaceous plants growing in a swamp—swaying on Marjory Stoneman Douglas’ river of grass.

And an unidentifiable large crane studies the horizon.

And there’s this purple and tan fountain pen that has just written—in a font that I can’t identify—the words, “South Florida Writers Association” across the center of the tee.

Those words clearly divide the sky from the swamp.

I immediately realize that large black crane represents us, SFWA authors, scanning the horizon in search of our next story, looking for our creativity to kick in and our fountain pens to put ink on paper.

My fingers touch my tee and I realize this tee shirt represents my love for SFWA.

I  wear it with pride.

Knowing that my tee shirt divides me from the nonwriters world.

For I am a writer and I belong to a great writers club.

And I am very thankful for both.

I. Well done. Well said. It needed to be said again and you said it. Good job, Mort. As always. Ricki

2. Well done. —Jonathan

3. James Mcgurk Love the poem and the pic ought to be on the back of the shirt. I belong to the SCWG Brevard County and poetry it get’n pretty bigger. Lady of RoseAngelina Baptista, is having zoom poetry on Sundays. Amazing lady. Get a chance, look her up, bio is something. Thanks again for the poem.

4. Thumbs up.—Perry

5. Published in SFWA’s “Author’s Voice.”

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November 30, 2022

Trump Breaks Bread with America’s Number One Anti-Semite and Holocaust Denier and Neglects to Apologize

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This article, “Trump Breaks Bread with America’s Number One Anti-Semite and Holocaust Denier—Republican Silence Is Almost Deafening,” first appeared in RollingStone.com on November 28, 2022.

As Donald Trump and Kanye West have both declared that they are candidates for the presidency in 2024, the editors of Rolling Stone thought it was an appropriate time to interview America’s number one white supremacist, Christian nationalist and political commentator Nick Fuentes. Fuentes, a rabid, twenty-four-year old, anti-Semite and a Holocaust denier holds sway over many Republicans and MAGA members, so we wanted to know, if he had decided to whom he was going to throw his support in 2024.

Fuentes was gracious enough to invite us to his home for this interview.

RS: Good morning, Mr. Fuentes. Thanks for allowing us into your cozy home and granting us this interview. With your permission, I’m recording this interview.

Fuentes: Good morning. Permission is granted; please call me Nick. You know this is like a dream come true for me. Since I was a teenager, I’ve always wanted my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

RS: You know Nick, this interview doesn’t guarantee your face on the cover of our magazine. But who knows it might happen. let’s get started. You’ve just returned from Mar-a-Lago where you and Kayne West supped with former president Donald Trump. How did that dinner go?

Fuentes: Great! Really well. President Trump was a gracious host; Mar-a-Lago is quite the joint. His chefs really know how to prepare a meal. The caviar hors d’oeuvres were scrumptious. Those salty sturgeon eggs melted in my mouth. But even with our mouths half full, we had an interesting exchange of ideas. Donald was quite attentive. He told me, “Nick, I love watching your videos on YouTube. I reminded him how I marched in the torchlight parade in Charlottesville. And I even got him to chant: “The Jews Shall Not Replace Us. The Jews Shall Not Replace Us.” with me. I told him what I did during the January 6th Insurrection. And I reminded him how much we missed and needed him to march with us to the Capitol Building.  He seemed to agree with me on most of the issues I presented. He was surprisingly receptive to many of my ideas on America’s Jewish problem.

RS: What is the Jewish problem in America?

Fuentes: Well, first and foremost they’re not Christians. They own our banking system, Wall Street and they control Hollywood. Need I go any further. I’ll say it again. We will not let the Jews replace us as the leaders of this Christian nation.

RS: Okay, you made your point. But our readers want to know if  you think that you and Kanye were invited to dine in the Mar-a-Lago Country Club because the former president wanted to learn from two of America’s leading Jew-haters how to fight hate?

Fuentes: Nah, I don’t think that was why we were there.

RS: Well, here’s the $64,000 question: Who are you going to support in 2024? Trump or Kanye?

Fuentes: I’ve been thinking a lot about that question. I’m stuck on the horns of a dilemma. I’m floundering in a real quandary. So with my pen in hand, I did my analysis; came up with a list of eleven questions. I’ll read them to you.

  1. Who is the bigger anti-Semite?
  2. Whose wife or ex-wife has more Aryan qualities?
  3. Who is crazier?
  4. Who lies more?
  5. Who will hurt the Zionist state more?
  6. Who has read more books?
  7. Who had a better wardrobe, better sense of taste and fashion and knows how to rap?
  8. Who has a better chance of winning the election?
  9. Who is a better Christian?
  10. Who is a true billionaire?
  11. Who loves Hitler more?

RS: Wow! That’s a real comprehensive list of questions. I can’t wait to hear your analysis.

  1. Hands down Kayne. Kanye doesn’t have a Jewish daughter or Jewish grandchildren.
  2. Hands down Trump. Melania could have been a poster model for the Third Reich and Kim would have been sent to the camps.
  3. Hands down Kanye. He threw two billion dollars in the toilet by tweeting: “Death con 3 to the Jewish people” That’s nuts. Th
  4. Hands down Trump. His number of lies speak for themselves.
  5. Hands down Kayne. If Trump gets reelected and “Makes America Anti-Semitic Again.” Jews by the drove will flee to Israel, just like they left Germany in the Thirties and Russia in the Eighties. For many Israelis that will be Trump’s biggest accomplishment.
  6. Tie. It appears that neither has ever read a book. But Kanye has read the Bible.
  7. Hands down Kanye. Just look at his pictures on the cover of GQ.
  8. Hands down Trump. He has already won one in 2016.
  9. Hands down Kanye. West has actually read the Bible on many occasions. Trump couldn’t name any of the 12 Apostles, if his life depended on it. To Trump heaven would be hell and hell would be heaven. Trump wouldn’t now Jesus if Jesus kissed him on the lips. Trump doesn’t understand how Mary had a chil and remained a virgin.
  10. Tie. Since Kanye lost his two billion, neither one of them are billionaires.
  11. Kanye by a head. Kanye admits he is an admirer of the Nazi leader, Adolf Hitler, while Donald plays neutral but kept a copy of Hitler’s Mein Kampf in his nightstand

RS: Nick, that’s one helluva of a great analysis. And again, I want to thank you for your time and hospitality. I’ve got a feeling that your wish may be granted and you might see your mug on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Feuntes: I’ll keep my fingers crossed and by the time the issue appears on the newstands, I might have made up my mind on who I am going to support.

  1. James Mcgurk And how many business does he have with Jewish community? No one is gonna car as long as the money rolls in. Happens in all facts of life, look at sports gear being produced in China, and of course we all know China has no one in prison for taking against their leaders. It’s all gonna blow over, just mades NYT a little crazier.
  2. Thumbs up.—Perry
  3. Thumbs up.—Naomi
  4. Thumbs up.—Joanne
  5. Thumbs up.—Marilyn
  6. Thumbs up.—Pamela
  7. Thumbs up.—Joan
  8. Perry, Thanks for sharing.—Mort
  9. Thumbs up.—Dan

10. Mark Martenfeld Just stop this BS! Do your homework! Trump didn’t meet with the guy! The crazy Schwartzah mental case brought him. Trump has done more for Israel than anyone! His own daughter who he holds so high in regards is a yidd so spare me the Shtuyot!

11. Thumbs up.—David

12. Ron Flatow Sorry to say this to South Florida Writers Association but now you are showing just how Liberal your Ideology truly is. For you to push the same garbage as Fake news Media is Disgusting. But of course you won’t share what Trump said to YE regarding what he wanted. The only punch in the Mouth is the fact that you are doing the same bad mouthing as the Liberal Biased Media. which doesn’t say much about your credibility.

13. Thumbs up.—Barry

14. Approved.—Gail

15. Good one!  Thanks Mort.—Joel

16. Best thing that ever happened for us.—Seth

17. Thumbs up.—Janis

18. Thumbs up.—Barry

19, Trump is horrid.—Marianne

20. Good morning, and P. S. to Mort:
Why should he apologize? He has never done anything wrong, right?   (WRONG!)—Seth

21. Thumbs up.—Teni

22. Thumbs up.—Jeri

23. Thumbs up.—Wei

24.Thumbs up.—AAmandaa

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November 29, 2022

How Not To Get Your Mom to Stop Drinking The Kool-Aid

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Entering my mom’s Boca condo, I snuck over to the living room end table, picked up the remote and changed the channel from Fox to CNN.

Since Mom was cooking in the kitchen, I thought I had a chance of making this change without being noticed or caught.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Mom yelled.

“Well Mom, I changed the channels because I wanted you to see Kanye West and his Holocaust revisionist friend, Nick Fuentes, hanging with your dude at Mar-a-Lago. Fuentes is a white supremacist who wants to make America a Christian nation.

Your clown seems to get his kicks by hanging out and breaking bread with well-known anti-Semites.”

“Son, please just put Fox back on,” Mom requested.

Then she added, “Don’t you know that CNN is a left-wing propaganda network.”

“But Mom, Fox won’t show Kanye and Fuentes schmoozing with that schmuck.

“How long are you going to keep drinking that charlatan’s Kool-Aid? You’ve been sipping it for years. And watching Fox is like pouring Coke on an old car battery, it corrodes your brain.

Damn, you’re so stubborn, I doubt that my words will ever have the power to open your mind or your eyes.”

My mother shook her head like I was the crazy one.

“Mom, do you remember seeing all those dead bodies sprawled on their bellies across the Jim Jones compound in Jonestown, Guyana?

Jones, that charismatic, sociopathic, conman got his cult members to drink the poisoned Kool-Aid.

Mom, do the words, charismatic, sociopathic, con man remind you of anyone?

You got to stop drinking that loser’s poison-infused Kool-Aid?

I hate to tell you this but you need deprogramming.

And a bunch of guys I know have hired professional deprogrammers to fix their broken parents. There’s this deprogramming center, right down the road in Boca. They specialize in your malady.

And my friends said that that deprogramming center has a 50% success rate.”

I watched as Mom’s eyes reddened and her hands shake.

“Well, what do you think Mom?

Are you willing to take a chance and admit yourself in for rehab?”

I observed Mom close her eyes and bite her lip.

“The first few days you’re in a locked facility with no access to TV or the tabloids. After that initial period, if you have made sufficient progress, your counselors will decide if can spend nights in your own home.

And then they set up weekly monitoring meetings to make sure you haven’t regressed.

Well Mom, what do you think?”

Mom looked into my eyes and said, “Get the hell out of my condo and don’t you ever return!”

Hearing those words,  I walked out of condo’s front door.

I realized that I had crossed some imaginary political line.

And I wondered when she’d invite me back.

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November 26, 2022