“On The Road” by Mort Laitner

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“On The Road” by Mort Laitner

Boynton Beach, Florida

Autumn—9:00 AM

I drive past the beautifully manicured green grounds of Valencia

Reserve. The air is crisp; the leaves dance the waltz,

I think,”These lucky residents must feel like they live on a golf course; many of them do.”

The fountains give this American-dream community a European flair.

“Is this what retirement is meant to look like?”

Carefree, worry-free, an early taste of heaven.

But I’m not here as a tourist.

I’m on an author’s mission— sell books at the Jewish Heritage Breakfast.

I pull up to the clubhouse.

I unload: my books, my DVDs, my posters and my dad’s leather medical bag.

Pride fills my body as my hand grasps the handle of the bag.

For years, my dad took this bag on house calls. I am touching a part of him.

 The bag still houses his stethoscope, otoscope and reflex hammer.

“Does he hear my heart beat?”

The clubhouse has vaulted ceilings, fresh-cut flowers and a view of the golf course.

The large ballroom has a movie theater-size screen.

Ninety people sip coffee and eat bagels and cream cheese.

I talk. (They even have a transcriber who posts my words on a screen for the hard of

hearing.)

They listen.

I close, “Thanks for your attention.”

They applaud.

I sell books—mission accomplished.

As I autograph my books, one buyer says, “I saw two of your “Hanukkah Bunny

books for sale at a school function in LA.”

Another purchaser chimes in and says. “I saw the “Hanukkah Bunny” book for sale in Dade

County. (Probably At Books and Books.)

A pretty good day on the road: I saw a version of heaven on earth, I held my dad’s medical

bag and I sold a bunch of books.

 

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October 24, 2018

“Know About Us” Moves Into Semi-Finals

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“Know About Us” Moves Into Semi-Finals” by Mort Laitner

“We want to personally thank you for entering the first annual Australia Independent

Film Festival. We would like to let you know that your work has been chosen as a SEMI-

FINALIST in 2018 Australia Independent Film Festival. This is an achievement you can be

very proud of.”

These are the words film makers pray for.

Blake Laitner, Michael Blackman, Def Davyne and LoLoRae and I are very proud of this

achievement.

They are proud of their snazzy music video they created, filmed and produced.

And I am proud of my son.

We all love looking at our Australian laurels.

Thanks to all our fans for keeping their fingers crossed in the last round.

Please don’t uncross them.

Thanks Jeremy Rigby and Richard Lawson, Australian Independent Film Festival directors

for making the right choice.

Now wishing “Know About Us”, Blake, Michael, Def Davyne and LoLoRae luck on

getting into the finals.

To view video go to : https://youtu.be/b9puGTYRfXw

 

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October 17, 2018

“Planting Seeds In Your Jewish Heritage Garden” by Mort Laitner

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“Planting Seeds In Your Jewish Heritage Garden”

by Mort Laitner

My fourth-grade teacher read aloud all of the tall-tales— Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, Davy Crocket, Casey at Bat, John Henry and Johnny Appleseed.

As my teacher read, she held up the book so I saw my heroes painted in primary colors. These supermen wore no pastels. 

My eyes ate those pictures of giants as my heart fell in love with story telling.

Enthralled, I sat listening to these tales of American heroes—especially Johnny Appleseed.

You remember Johnny Appleseed that classic 1948 Disney cartoon. (I wondered why Walt never created a tall-tales village at his park.)

You remember, barefooted Johnny with his sack of seeds hanging over his shoulder, tin-pot hat on his head and in his right hand he held the Bible.

Johnny reached into the sack and sowed his seeds so future generations would have apples to eat.

As Johnny planted seeds he sang:

“Oooooh, the Lord is good to me, and so I thank the Lord, for giving me the things I need, the sun and the rain and the apple seed. The Lord is good to me. Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen.”

I had forgotten that Appleseed was a real guy. (John Chapman)

I wondered what type apple seeds John Chapman placed in the ground: Red Delicious, Granny Smith, or McIntosh.

So when I hiked in the forest near my Catskill Mountain home and found a lone apple tree, I imagined that Johnny had randomly spread that seed on the ground and now I was eating the fruits of his labor.

I filled a paper bag with those yellow apples and presented them to my grandmother.

“Grandma, please bake me an apple pie.”

I can still taste the sweet love baked into my grandma’s apple pie.

The sweet sugar-like smell intoxicated the room.

Those apples became part of my roots—my country-boy heritage.

My brain flipped from wild apples to Rosh Hashanah apples and honey—my Jewish heritage.

Questions blossomed in my head:

Who planted the seeds in my Jewish Heritage garden?

Why did they plant those seeds?

Which seeds sprouted and grew in to mature trees?

Which seeds rotted on the ground?

I thought about the my mom’s copies of Hadassah Magazine— cultural seeds.

I thought about my dad’s library of books on Israel and the Holocaust—historic seeds.

I thought about my grandmother’s chicken soup, her chopped liver, her gefilte fish—gastronomic seeds.

I thought about my rabbi, my temple, my bar mitzvah and the torah—religious seeds.

I thought about Philip Roth, Allen Ginsberg, Saul Bellow, Isaac Bashevis Singer and Chaim Potok—literary seeds.

I thought about Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Sid Luckman—sport seeds

I wore kippas, tallis and tefillin—prayer apparel seeds.

I ate latkas with apple sauce, blinsis with sour cream, kosher dill pickles and pastrami on rye mit a smear of mustard—Jewish deli seeds.

I dropped pennies or nickels into blue JNF tzedakah boxes emblazoned with Stars of David and maps of Israel.                     

I planted trees in Israel (not apple trees) and bought Israel Bonds—building seeds.

As I looked back on my heritage, I saw my Hebraic orchard:

Three boys bar mitzvahed.

Numerous trips to the Holy Land where I picked apples in a kibbutz.

This week alone, I watched two Israeli TV shows (Mossad 101 and Fauda), read two Israeli newspapers (Debka and the Jerusalem Post) and listened to an Audible book about the Israel’s military industrial complex, “The Weapon Wizards.”

I produced an award-winning Holocaust movie, “The Stairs” which has been seen by thousands of people.

I wrote my memoir, “A Hebraic Obsession” which has been read by thousands.

My “Hanukkah Bunny” book is loved by children of all ages.

My Jewish-themed short stories have been read by hundreds of thousands.

Thanks to my mom, my dad, my grandmother and my rabbis, Jewish-heritage seeds flourish in my life.

My Jewish roots dig deep into the rich soil of our people.

Study your Jewish-heritage garden.

Prune it.

Fertilize it.

Continue to make it grow.

And just like Johnny Appleseed spread our heritage to your friends and family so future generations of our tribe will always know our story.

Mort Laitner will be speaking on October 21, at 9:30 at the Jewish Heritage Breakfast located at 9275 Lake Royal Road Boynton Beach, FL 33473. The cost for the breakfast, the movie and the lecture is $5.00 for members and $7.00 for non-members.

For more information contact mortlaitner@bellsouth.net.

Mort Laitner lives in Cooper City, Florida. He is a writer, a producer and a public speaker.

What the readers are saying:

Excellent mort brought tears to my eyes. and memories.—Shirley

What a delightful piece, Mort. You do have a knack for capturing the moment.—Lois

My kids finally enrolled the grandkids in Sunday school. I agree that learning about our past allows us to embrace the future with strength and pride.— Dara

Great post!—Richard

That was beautiful!—Aimee

Beautifully written! Comes from the heart.—Maurice

Love your story!—Marianne

Nice!—Cari

Thanks for sharing, The story brought back memories.—Doris

Truly beautiful!—Terri

Thanks for sharing Mort! Loved it!—Joan

 

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October 15, 2018