Planting Seeds in My Jewish Heritage Garden

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My fourth-grade teacher, Miss Walker, loved reading aloud to her class.

She loved reading the tall-tales — Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, Davy Crockett, Casey at Bat, John Henry and Johnny Appleseed.

She loved holding up these picture books to my eye level, so I feasted on these fictional giants.

My brain devoured these fables as if they were cotton candy.

On the cold classroom floor, I sat cross-legged listening to these tales of American heroes –especially Johnny Appleseed.

You remember Johnny Appleseed — that classic 1948 Disney cartoon. (I wondered why Walt never created a tall-tales village in his Magic Kingdomand why none of these men seemed to be Jews.)

You remember Johnny’s picture, barefooted — with his sack of seeds hanging over his shoulder, a tin-pot hat resting on his head and in his right hand he held the Bible.

Johnny reached into the sack and sowed his seeds for future apple-eating Americans.

And as Johnny planted seeds across the northeastern states he sang:

“Oooooh, the Lord is good to me, and so I thank the Lord, for giving me the things I need, the sun and the rain and the apple seed. The Lord is good to me. Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen.”

As Miss Walker read, I knew that Johnny Appleseed was a real guy — named John Chapman.

But I wondered what type apple seeds Chapman placed in the ground: Red Delicious, Granny Smith, or McIntosh. I guessed he planted all of them.

So when I hiked in the woods near my Catskill Mountain home and found a lone apple tree, I thought,”Wow I just found one of Johnny’s trees.”

I pulled an apple off the tree, cleaned it on my sleeve and bit into it.

Imagining Johnny spreading the seed on the ground made the apple taste even sweeter.

I knew I was eating the fruits of Johnny’s labor.

I filled my sack with Johnny’s apples and presented them to my bubbe.

Bubbe, please macht me an apple pie.”

She did.

And I can still taste the love my bubbe baked into that apple pie.

Those apples and Bubbe’s pies became part of my roots—my Borscht Belt country-boy heritage.

A heritage filled with my Bubbe also preparing apples and honey for Rosh Hashanah

A heritage filled with questions:

“Who planted the seeds in my Jewish heritage garden?”

“Why did they plant those seeds?”

“Which seeds sprouted and grew in to mature trees?”

“Which seeds rotted on the ground?”

I thought about seeds:

My mom’s copies of Hadassah Magazine— cultural seeds.

My dad’s library of books on Israel and the Holocaust—historic seeds.

My grandmother’s chicken soup, chopped liver, gefilte fish—gastronomic seeds.

My rabbi, my temple, my bar mitzvah and the torah—religious seeds.

I thought about Philip Roth, Shalom Aleichem, Saul Bellow, Isaac Bashevis Singer and Chaim Potok — literary seeds.

I thought about Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Sid Luckman — sport seeds

I wore kippas, tallis and tefillin — prayer apparel seeds.

I ate latkas with apple sauce, blinsis with sour cream, kosher dill pickles and pastrami on rye mit a smear of mustard — Jewish deli seeds.

I dropped coins into tzedakah boxes emblazoned with Stars of David and maps of Israel.

I planted trees in Israel (not apple trees) and  bought Israel Bonds — building seeds.

I looked back on my life and saw my Hebraic orchard:

My three bar mitzvah boys.

My numerous trips to Holy Land.

This week alone, I watched two Israeli TV shows (Mossad 101 and Fauda), read three Israeli newspapers (Times of IsraelDebka and the Jerusalem Post) and listened to an Audible book about the Israel’s military industrial complex,  “The Weapon Wizards.

I produced an award-winning Holocaust film, “The Stairs“, wrote a memoir, “A Hebraic Obsession” and a children’s book called “The Hanukkah Bunny“.

So today I sing my version of the Johnny Appleseed song:

“Oooooh, The Lord been good to me.

He’s has given me the things I need.

A loving Mom, Dad, and Bubbe.

A learned Rabbi.and many a super hero

who helped my Jewish garden grow.

Thank you all for being my Jewish Johnny Appleseed.

Thank you Lord for being good to me.

Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen.”

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June 24, 2019

“The British Invasion” by Mort Laitner

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On April 13 at 7:00 pm, a third British invasion takes place in Plantation, Florida, when Simon Glenhill, UK’s Most Renown Organist takes the stage at Joel and Pam Jancko’s, Our Backyard Museum.

Simon has performed throughout Europe, Australia and the USA. He has won the ATOS Organist of the Year award. To make ends meet, Simon has a full-time career in corporate banking.

In 1812, the Brits invaded the States and burned down Washington DC, including the White House. Students of history will remember that allegedly First Lady, Dolly Madison, saved a large Gilbert Stuart portrait of President Washington. In reality, the White House door keeper and gardener rescued the painting. It still resides in the the People’s House today.

1964, the four mop-headed lads from Liverpool invaded the Ed Sullivan Show and destroyed the America’s rock music industry.

In 2019, that “Special relationship” started in 1940, between President Franklin Roosevelt and Prime Minister Winston Churchill continues in Florida when American fans of theater organ music hear Simon Glenhill burn down the house on the Opus 1616.

Well, we have a special relationship with our members; they often ask me,”How many cinema organ societies (That’s what they are called in the UK) can afford to fly the best British organist across the pond for a concert?”

I reply; “I don’t have a clue, but it is a great question.”

Here is another question members ask me, “Mort, since you’re an Anglophile, how do I as a member of SFTOS prepare for the Simon Glenhill concert?”

Here are my recommendations:

  1. Don’t hold a grudge. The War of 1812 was a long time ago;
  2. Watch Simon perform on YouTube;
  3. Flying on British Airways for a quick weekend in London is not necessary, but it is a good idea;
  4. A week before the concert watch the following movies on your “telly”; “From Russia With Love“, “Dr. No” “Goldfinger or Downton Abbey“;
  5. Read a little Shakespeare–“Macbeth”, “Romeo and Juliet” or “The Taming of the Shrew” will do;
  6. Write a list of your favorite British tunes, so you can hand them to Simon to play. Here’s my list: Greensleeves, Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1, I’m Henry the VIII, I Am I Am, Yellow Submarine and of course, G-d Save the Queen;
  7. To be able to talk with Simon, study your proper English. Practice saying the following words: bloke, blimey, buggered, cheeky, cheerio, daft, hoover, kippers, knickers, as in “Don’t get your knickers in a twist.” queue and shag.
  8. On April 13th have the “Full Monty” for breakfast—bacon, sausage, baked beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, eggs and toast.
  9. For lunch or dinner on the day of the concert, eat bangers and mash, or fish and chips served on an British tabloid or kippers. Wash it done with a pint of Bass Ale or a shot of Glenfiddich 12 year old. Remember not to get blitzed.;
  10. Don’t forget High Tea at four o’clock with crumpets and scones;
  11. Finally, drive up to Jancko’s in your: Bentley, Rolls, Aston Martin DB5 or Jaguar XKE blasting Queen’s, “We are The Champions.”
  12. Don’t forget proper attire—wearing an ascot, deerstalker or some tweed sets the proper mood for a continental concert.
  13. Buy and read “Acting British For Dummies” especially the chapters entitled, “The Dryness of English Humor—Monty Python to Benny Hill and Great British Cooking Techniques.

So don’t be daft! No need to keep a stiff upper lip. Become a member of SFTOS—or you will miss the best concert of the year. Reserve your seat today. We don’t want to tell you that the concert is sold out and then you’ll get your knickers in a twist. You don’t have to join Robin Hood and his gang of merrie men to pay for membership. It’s cheap! We even accept payment in pounds sterling.

So be a good bloke and contact our President Susie Tushklaper at events@sftos.org for all concert info.

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March 20, 2019

MAESTRO MEETS MILLENNIAL / MILLENNIAL MEETS MAESTRO by Leslie Pines

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Saturday evening‘s concert was a HUGE success, in every aspect.  Pam and Joel Jancko graciously hosted a well attended, outstanding
performance from the dynamic duo – Ken Double and Daniel Mata.  Ken
is charming and polished in every way.  Not only did he play selections in keeping with a St. Patrick’s Day theme, but he also delighted us with his
humor (ie memory joke of “writing it down”) .  Naturally, that advice was taken as I ferociously “wrote down”  on my notepad.  The first hour his
pieces included Strauss’s Voices of Spring, London Derrierre (Danny Boy) and ‘Ain’t She Sweet.’
Next, Ken introduced us to the Magnificent Magical Mr. Mata.  Step aside Marvelous Mrs. Maisel!  He was melodic, mesmerizing, monumental, and moving.  This young man of 23 years, brought standing ovations, chills to all, and brought the house down.  Ken gave a brief bio of Daniel’s achievements and all of his accolades.  He is one of triplets, born in Caracas, Venezuela, lives in Marietta, Ga.  His voice training is operetta and he enjoys singing with the theater organ the past 8 years.  At age 15, he won the ‘Stars of Tomorrow‘ talent show, produced by the Atlanta Fox Channel.  He is also a Fulbright Scholar (from 9000 candidates).  Daniel sang Elvis tunes;  “I Can’t Help Falling in Love With You” … “It’s Now or
Never.”
Intermission was filled with yummy home baked items, CD sales, and
new membership signups.  Susan Tuchkloper, our president, gave a warm welcome before the second half and reminded us that “Music is
Medicine.”  In a first time unique move, Stephen Brittain introduced the
staff volunteers individually, had them stand and come forward, and thanked the event helpers for their participation.  It truly is a labor of love from this wonderful team.  Before the music began again, Ken gave a lesson in theatre organ, describing the parts,,,clarinet, trumpet, whistle.  He told us that the right hand plays melody, left is orchestra, and what the combination of pedals do.  The 3 keyboards;  top is main melody, solo stops middle, and fill-in is bottom.
Part 2 started with five tunes from Finnian’s Rainbow — beginning with Look to the Rainbow, and concluding with ‘How are Things in Guacamara. He then played a jazz tune with the Grand Piano chiming in, “Alright, Ok, You Win.” 
Next, Ken introduced a young theatre organ student named Addison.  She is from Stuart, FL and was in attendance with her grandparents.  Hopefully, in a few years, she will be on the program to perform.  Happy Birthday was sung to Grandma. 
The mighty Wurlitzer went into accompaniment mode and brought back Daniel’s vocals;  opening with “Cry Me a River“.  He sang a song to
commemorate the end of WWI;  Roses are Shining in Picardee, and the closing was “Be My Love.”  Once again, we were all blown away, amazed, and astonished.
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March 19, 2019