Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, after I published my first Kanye West rap in the Times of Israel, my post when viral.
This most likely happened when I posted my satire on Kanye’s Twitter feed.
He has about 18 millions followers on Twitter.
I’ve been on TOI list of Top 20 Popular Bloggers for a continuous 38 days.
I am more amazed with each passing day.
I am one of the a few TOI bloggers (TOI has are tens of thousands of bloggers) to have achieved this level of success.
Many thanks to my fans for sharing, commenting or giving likes to my stories.
So, of course, success breeds success.
And I follow my new rap career with a Trump rap.
And of course the Times of Israel rejected it because it my be considered derogatory to some segments of our community.
They seem not to understand the meaning of satire.
I want to see what my readers think.
So here it is.
And remember to VOTE BLUE as if your freedom, liberty and democracy are in jeopardy.
Because they are!
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Dear Sycophants,
In order to entice certain minority voters to vote in the midterms, I’ve decided to write my midterm election message in rap.
I’ve always wanted to brag about being the best rapper in the world.
And here’s my chance.
Most of you don’t know my rap name.
But when your iPhone goes ring, ring, ring, my rapper name often appears on your screen.
You got it! “Scam Likely.”
Kanye gave me that name when we were bustin’ on some rhythms and rhymes.
But my humility and modesty prevented me from flaunting my rap skills.
But now that my fellow Republicans are desperately needing my help, I’m putting my rap on Twitter to save some MAGA behinds.
So now, my fun-loving rap fans, you’ll have a chance to judge my rhymes cuz I be keeping it real.
I be laying some verse down all over this Palm Beach town.
And if you love and want more rap, text cash to my MakeABillionaireBrotherRicherFund.
Signed,
Donald “Scam Likely” Trump
The Best President of the United States America
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“The 45 Rap” by Scam Likely
Scam, where yo be plannin’ on buryin’ America’s ashes?
Next to the graves of Liberty, Freedom and Justice
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m scam likely!
I be buryin’ them ashes unda da palm trees on da 17th green
Cuz I be chargin’ cash just so those headstones can be seen
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m scam likely!
Today, I be pickin’ the smartest, playa in Georgia for a Senate run
When it comes to lying and abortions Hershel havin’ all the fun
He be paying for abortions and lying about it
Sounds like he gonna makea great leader
The Senate definitely needa nutter cheater
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
I still be grabbin’ what I can get
But these days I be usin’ a fishin’ net
I be plannin’ insurrections
faster then I be gettin’ erections
Any crime you can name I committed
I admit it, I did it
45 is who I be
Neva gonna take that away from me
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
I be gamin’ you fools about my election wins
But you keep on McLuvin me for all my sins
Yo be eatin’ my crap about the “Big Lie”
like yo been munching on your honey’s hot apple pie
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
I be cappin’ democracy on 5th Avenue
nobody in the media be sayin’, Boo!
Fo shizzle. I’m obsessed with staying in that House painted White
My FBI friends tellin’ me I don’t have to take flight
The Secret Service and FBI be always working for me
They be burnin’ their records, just to be keeping me free
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
The confid records housed in Mar-A-Lago, I done steal
With the AG, I’m playing “Let’s Make A Deal”
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m scam likely!
My IQ test scores be off the chartz
I ain’t showin’ nobody cuz I be smartz
My IQ as high as the sky
Of course, I cheated just to get by
Insurrection be my middle name
January 6 just one big game
Kanye, Kanye, you be my man
Death Con 3 what a great plan
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
I be tellin’ my friend Putin
Not to stop any of that Ukraine shootin’
Cuz when I be reelected,
for you I be a rootin’
The truth I be tellin’
Proud Boys they be doin’ my racist yellin’
None of them rappin’ FDT
Cuz those boys so proud of me
In November of 2024, I be rappin’
While libtards, they be crappin’
This time nobody knowin’ whats a happenin’
Yo sycophants be crownin’ me your newborn king
And I gonna teach America’s aches how to sing
You know yo Scam
Yea, you know me
I’m a, I’m-I’m a, I’m Scam Likely!
Signed, Scam Likely
Keeping it 100
Please, don’t forget to text your donation
Thumbs up.—Connie
Thumbs up.—Steven
Thumbs up.—Rich
Thumbs up.—Mikaela
Thumbs up.—Sandy
Thumbs up.—Sue
If anything he’s gonna be wrapping packages in the prison mail room.—Cary
