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The Stairs

“The Stairs”

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” A Close Call”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
” America Walks” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
” Apps” A Mort Laitner Short Story
” Armchair Eggplant”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
” The Boiling Frog” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
” When Will They Ever Learn” — A Mort Laitner Short Story
“A Message from Janis” A Short Story
“A So-called Nation” A Mort Laitner Poem
“Abstention”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Accolades” by Mort Laitner
“All Things Can Be Used For Good Or Evil”
“And Me Without A Pro”
“And Then She Cried Redux” by Mort Laitner
“Armchair Eggplant” in Creole and Spanish
“Baby Dolls” Published in Sun Sentinel
“Besame, Besame Mucho”— Reviews From Our Readers
“Billy Hamas” A Short Story
“Blood Computers”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Bread and Butter” A Short Story
“Claustrophobia”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Confidential”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Cows, Mosquitos and Jackasses” — A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Cyber Theft” A Short Story
“Detritus”
“Drums of Ether” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Estrogen” —A Mort Laitner Poem
“Fat Belly” — A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Gambling”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Gnarled”– A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Gun Smoke” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Hamsa” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Handwriting on the Wall” by Mort Laitner
“Head Games”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“I Gotta Feeling That Tonight’s Gonna Be A Good Night”
“Inching Toward Third” A Mort Laitner Poem
“Kindness Inspires Kindness”— By Mort Laitner
“Let’s Get Physical”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Love the Silence of the Morning” prose by Mort Laitner
“My Daily Dose” by Mort Laitner
“My Personal Life Journey Through the Lens of Mort Laitner”
“My Struggle” — A Mort Laitner Short Story
“My Struggle” — A Mort Laitner Short Story
“New Horizons” A Mort Laitner Poem
“Ode To The Comice”— A Mort Laitner Ode
“Report Card” by Mort Laitner
“Rocking Pneumonia”
“Rocky Raccoon”— By Mort Laitner
“Safeword” Satire by Mort Laitner
“Smart” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“So You Want To Write A Healthy Story “—-By Tracie Dickerson
“Steam Lining” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“Testosterone” —A Mort Laitner Poem
“The Best-Laid Plans”—-By Mort Laitner
“The Cabin”
“The Charm Bracelet” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Collector”
“The Con Man” By Mort Laitner in English, Spanish and Creole
“The Day the Post Office Became Cool” A Short Story
“The Dead Letter Bin”— By Mort Laitner
“The E-Card” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Eclectic Physician” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Elevator” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Hanukkah Bunny”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Happiness Paradox”—A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Note” A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Price Of Closure”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Prostitute” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Rat Lady”— Mort Laitner’s First Short Story
“The Risk Taker”—A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Stairs” Gets Some Buzz on the West Coast
“The Stairs” The Movie is in the Can
“The Storm”—-A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Survey” by Mort Laitner
“The Thinker” —A Mort Laitner Short Story
“The Wall”
“The Whatever Virus”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“When Animals Attack”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“You Are Beautiful”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“You Know You Made It”— A Mort Laitner Short Story
“You Led A Good Life”—By Mort Laitner In English, Spanish and Creole
“You Nailed It”—-A Mort Laitner Short Story
“I Am Meir’s Brother—Biography of A Family Separated by Destiny.
A Canary in a Coal Mine
A Case of Mistaken Identity
A Case of Mistaken Identity
A Fly on the Wall—Kayne Visits Skechers
A Four Letter Word
A GoFundMe President
A Guide To Surviving The Camps
A Hateful Caravan
A Hateful Hoodie, A Proud Boy 6MWE T-Shirt and My Capitol Building
A Holocaust Interrogation Transcript
A Multi-Hit Wonder
A Note To Citizen Journalists
A Plug For “The Stairs” From My Law School
A Prayer For Republicans Before the Midterms
A Reader Speaks
A Repenter’s Prayer
A Review Wrapped in a Short Story
A Scary Day
A Winner
A Writer’s Gifts Come Wrapped in Responsibilities
About Mort
Accentuate the Positive
Accolades come rolling in
AHO On Sale In Fellsmere
AHO Public Speaking Flyer Emailed to Religious Organizations in Tri-county Area
AI Stokes My Ego
All is not lost. There is still hope.
All Trump Supporters Are Members of QAnon
An Over-Ripened Body— A Mort Laitner Poem
An Unholy Covenant—- A Mort Laitner Satire
Anatevka
Another Brick in the Wall
Another Piece Of My Father’s Holocaust History
Applause Resonated Off of The Theater Walls and Echoed in My Inner Eardrums
Arts & Sciences
Ben and Jerry’s Day in Hell with Magda Goebbels
Ben and Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard in Judea and Samaria
Bibi says Trump meeting with Kanye and Fuentes a ‘mistake’
Bikers, beer and Bavarian Nazi gear
Blessed are the Knights
Borderline
Breasts
But Wait There’s More
By The Numbers
ChatGPT Compares Ben-Gurion with George Washington
Chatty on Israeli Tourism —Poetry
Chillin’ with My Homies
Chocolates Filled With Music—A Short Story
Confessions of a one-hit wonder
Conspiracy or Hidden Reality—-I watched the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC. I saw a segment where five acts of American anti-Semitism occurred within one week:
Contact
Crazy
Cuba Libre
Daisy Celebrates Rosh Hashanah
Dance Monkey
Dear Trump-supporting friends,We don’t love you, nor forgive you. So don’t bother to apologize
Death Squads in America
Defenestration— A Short Story
Do Writers Make Better Lovers?
Does He Think We Are All Idiots
Don’t Try To Tell Me You Didn’t See This Coming
Donald Puts Punim on Pushkas
Early Reviews of Some Of Mort’s Stories
Events
Facial Hair
Fat Jokes Causing Maga to Leave Trump
FIFTH ANNUAL MANGO WRITERS CONFERENCE
First Chapter “A Hebraic Obsession”
Flyer for Upcoming Event At Temple Beth Am in Margate, Florida
Free Advice For Writers
Furbys
G.I. Joe
Gangsters vs. Nazis—A Book Review
Garbage In, Garbage Out
George Santos’ Mea Culpa
Godless
Gold Sneakers
GQ Interview Kanye
Grandma Shakes —A Mort Laitner Short Story
Hamas WTF Were You Thinking?
Happy Endings—A Mort Laitner Short Story
Healthy Stories
Herzl in Poetry and Song
Hitler Wannabe Gets Prison Time
Hold Your Nose and Stay Home
Holocaust Quiz
Home
Hooray For Hollywood Guest Blog Writer Blake Laitner
How Borat Won the Election for Biden
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
How Not To Get Your Mom to Stop Drinking the Kool-Aid
i Shiva Commercial
Improve Your Knowledge of Jewish History
In Praise of Hamantaschen, Purim Costumes and Hanging
Is It Kosher?
Israel Bonds
It’s About Damn Time
It’s the Jews
J’Accuse…!
Join the Team
Kanye, Shut Yo Mouth Rap
Keepsakes
Le Petit Dictateur
Lecturing At Osher Lifelong Learning Institute at UM In Coral Gables On March 12, 2015
Lets Go Brandon
Libelers and Slanderers of the Holocaust
Life is Art
LinkedIn— A Short Story
Little Known Facts About Little Known Jews
Make A U-Turn—A Mort Laitner Short Story
Marjorie Taylor Green Gets Her Revenge—Satire
Marjorie Taylor Greene Doles Out Advice On Anti-Semitism
Masks
Mazziks—The Low-Level Demons I Knew Nothing About
Mein gut, what a shonda!
Merchandise
Moms for Liberty Bans Laitner’s Books (Satire)
Monica’s Chanukah & More
MTG Stop Pissing Me Off
MTG Wants Republican Party to be Nationalistic Christian Party
My ‘TOI’ Report Card
My Achy Breaky Arm
My Cowboy Lunchbox
My Dagwood Sandwich Summers—An unkosher story
My Day in Hell With Magda Goebbels
My Day in Hell With Magda Goebbels—Part Two
My Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel–Jewish Journal Op-Ed
My Jewish Heritage Garden
New Santos Resume Discovered
News
No Guts, No Glory
Of Buzzards, Floaters and Politicians
On The Road with Health Stories
On Tuesday, November 5, 2024, I will cast my vote for President Joe Biden for two reasons:
Once In A While
Oops!…She’s Done It Again
Outline of Mango Writers Conference Speech
Paradiso Cinema Speech
Paying attention to the details
Ploughs and Harrows
Poor Life Choices
Post Interviews Trump on Santos (Satire)
Press Kit Short Biography
RAVE REVIEW IN JEWISH JOURNAL
Repentance for a Anti-Semitic Football Player
Retaliation, Retribution, Revenge
Reviews
Rogan, Stick Your Pickle Movie Where the Sun Don’t Shine
Sadomasochism
Scheduled Workshops– St. Cloud Author Symposium— January 31, 2015
Schmearers of Disease
Seasoning Seniors for the Second Wave
Seeds of Change
Self-Serving Drivel
Sex on the Beach Part Three
Sex on the Beach—Part One
Sex on the Beach—Part Two
Shabbat
Shame and Loyalty
Share A Coke With Mort
Short Stories
Shtisel’s SodaStream Machine
Simple Solutions Are Often the Best
Sitting Shiva
So I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about The Times of Israel
Son of A Sharecropper
South Florida Writers Consortium— Book Your Speakers Now
St. Cloud Lecture on Memoir Writing— January 31, 2015
stage director
Stop Scaring the Crap Out of Me
Streaming Jews
Suicide by Covid
Sunrise Sunset
Survey For Republicans
Tattoo
The Anne Frank Neighbor Conundrum
The Art of Appreciation
The Cat
The Cherished Memory Game—Pickle Edition
The Day I Lost Respect for the CDC
The Donald Asks Chatty for Advice
The Eve of Destruction
The Giving Tree by Mort Laitner
The Good News and The Bad News
The Grapes of Wrath
The Happy Meal
The Ice Cream Wars
The Intentional Destruction of Tikkum Olam
The Kennedy Curse
The Last Flight to Moscow
The Last Jew inVinnitsa
The Last Romance—A Mort Laitner Poem
The Life of Wolf Laitner Through The Eyes Of Victor Frankl
The Mediator
The Mug Shot
The Myth of The Jewish Nose
The Night Archer by Michael Orin
The Night Stand
The Ones That Got Away
The Plane Truth—A Mort Laitner Short Story
The Reasons Why
The Secret Space Lazer
The Slots —A Mort Laitner Poem
The Stairs
The Ten Commandments—–A Mort Laitner Short Story
The Wicked Son
The Wicked Son Discusses Ben and Jerry’s
Those Two Darn Bathtubs
Tikkun Olam
Time after time
Time—A Mort Laitner Short Story
Trump Breaks Bread with America’s Number One Anti-Semite and Holocaust Denier and Neglects to Apologize
Trump Learns Tikkun Olam
Two Valentine’s Day Stories
Two Valentine’s Day Stories
Unsubscribe—A Government Edict
VR— A Dystopian Tale
Waffling
Waves and Spikes
Whack-A-Mole
What They Didn’t Burn by Mel Laytner
What Would Golda Think?
What Would Golda Think?
When Fascism Comes To America—A Poem
When it comes to the Jews the glass is always half full
Who Says It Can’t Happen Here?
Why I Write? To Make G-d Laugh, Smile and Giggle
Why Mr. Putin? Why?
Wikipedia Page
You Say Gazpacho, I say Gestapo, Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

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