“IF”—With Apologies to Rudyard Kipling

IF you are going to vote for the man who stole funds from a children’s cancer charity

then may your voting fingers be covered with malignant tumors

IF you’re going to vote for a man who pays $130,000 to a porn star to cover up his sexual activities, appetites and proclivities

then may your sexual organs shrink to the size of  peanuts or raisins

IF you’re going to vote for a man who grabbed women by the pussy and sexually assaulted them

then may your daughters be treated with the same lack of respect

If you voted for a man who helped overturn Roe v. Wade

then may your raped teenage daughter get pregnant and be forced to give birth to a newborn with deformities

IF you’re going to vote for a man who committed treason and insurrection against the nation you claim to love

then may your families be sent to live in a dictatorship

IF you’re going to vote for a man who lives to lie

then may your tongue and the tongues of your children and the tongues of your grandchildren remain frozen for all eternity

IF you’re going to vote for a man who dodged the draft and called POW losers

then may your service to this nation be buried in a swamp

IF you’re going to vote for a man who has broken most of G-d’s commandments

then may you family bible burn in your hypocrite hands

IF you’re going to vote for a man who doesn’t give a crap about anyone but himself

then may your friends see the true color of your soul

IF you’re going to vote for a man who invented the con and the grift

then may your assets disappear and may you live in poverty for the rest of you G-d given life

IF you’re going to vote for a man that G-d finds repugnant

then may your soul rest in the hottest corner of hell

Good one. Thanks.—Joel

Thank you.—Judith

Totally agree!!!—Joanne

Let’s hope America has more common sense but when I see the campuses I doubt it.—Elaine

Perry, Thanks for sharing.—Mort

Agreed.—Gerri

I wrote “IF” on the inside of my ’66 FCS Yearbook. One of my favorites.—Sandra

Thumbs up.—Barry

Thumbs up.—Marilyn

Thumbs up.—Linda

Thumbs up.—Neil

Thumbs up.—Rose

Thumbs up.—Laurie

Thumbs up.—Donna

Thumbs up.—Sue

Thumbs up.—Susan

Thumbs up.—Randi

Thumbs up.—Jerry

Thumbs up.—Becky

Thumbs up.—Perry

Thumbs up.—Ginger

Thumbs up.—Lewis

Thumbs up.—Christine

Thumbs up.—Mark

Thumbs up.—Michelle

Thumbs up.—Chris

Thumbs up.—Rosalyn

Thumbs up.—Fay

Thumbs up.—Irving

Thumbs up.—Susan

Thumbs up.—Steve

Thumbs up.—Connie

Thumbs up.—Bella

33.Thumbs up.—Frank

Thumbs up.—Joan

Thumbs up.—John

Thumbs up.—Joel

Thumbs up.—Geoffrey

Thumbs up.—Helene

Thumbs up.—Eileen

Thumbs up.—Madelyn

43. Thumbs up.—Carl

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November 15, 2023