BREAKING NEWS
CNN HAS JUST LEARNED THAT THERE WERE TWO MORE OMINOUS LOOKING RUSSIANS IN ATTENDANCE AT THE PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TOWER CONFERENCE ROOM.
THE TWO DISCUSSED ADOPTIONS WITH THE PRESIDENT’S SON, HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER, HIS TOP POLITICAL ADVISOR AND HIS SON-IN-LAW.
SPECIFICALLY, HOW TO “ADOPT” A SYSTEM TO RIG AMERICAN ELECTIONS.
UNNAMED SOURCES ADVISED CNN THAT THE NINTH MAN WAS SHORT, WITH A ROUNDISH FACE, A TINY MOUSACHE AND AN EVIL SMILE.
THE MAN WAS DRESSED IN BLACK.
HE WORE A FORDORA HAT AND SHOULD BE EASY TO IDENTIFY DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE ONLY HAS FOUR FINGERS ON EACH OF HIS HANDS.
THE TENTH PERSON IN THE ROOM WAS A SKINNY BRUNETTE, WEARING A TIGHT STRAPLESS BLUE DRESS, BLACK HEELS, A LONG UNIBROW AND A COY SMILE.
When CNN questioned the Son-In-Law about these two nefarious looking individuals.
Jared admitted, “They both had thick Russian accents. All they offered us were photographs:
Bill glaring at Monica in her cute red beret;
Hillary scarfing down a slice of pepperoni in some pizza joint;
Hillary hugging Vince Foster.
They promised that they would flood the internet with the pictures a few days before the election.
All we had to do was provide them with the email addresses of gullible voters in swing states.”
None of the President’s team, on the advice of counsel, would confirm if those voters lists were tendered to the Russian agents.
Dedicated to the memory of June Foray (1917-2017)
